Babylon ————-By Staff ———————Wed., Mar.03, 2021

JACKSON, MS—Shortly after Texas made national news by lifting its mask mandates, Governor Tate Reeves (pic above) of Mississippi also announced a complete lifting of his statewide mandates, reminding everyone that Mississippi is a state in the country that exists and has people in it.

“Today, we are lifting all COVID mandates in the great state of Mississippi,” said Reeves. “Yeah — Mississippi! Remember us? Yep, we’re still down here! Y’all should come to visit sometime, maybe. We have excellent Walmarts, and we have that huge river, too. Oh yeah– and FREEDOM! We got freedom too!”

Leftists were prepared to criticize Governor Reeves for “literally killing people”, but they first had to Google whether Mississippi was a real thing and if there were actual people living down there.

“We thought Mississippi was just a fictional place from country music,” said New York Times editor Lisa Flambeaux. “I’ve never seen it in person. Maybe it’s just under an invisibility shield, like Wakanda.”

Local residents claim to not be worried about COVID spread in light of the mask mandates ending and are looking forward to getting back to normal life, getting sodas at the gas station or catching snapping turtles or whatever they do down there.

“Come on down and find out!” said Governor Reeves.


About ron abbass

Because of my last name, there are some who might think I'm a Muslim. I'm an older student of the bible and I regard myself as Christian-other. That is, I was baptized in a Torah-keeping assembly. I'm one who tries his best to follow Yayshua, the Messiah (Christ) by keeping the commandments, the dietary laws, the weekly Sabbath and the annual Sabbaths (Holy Days) instituted and ordained by the great I AM, the Creator-God of Israel. I reject the holidays and festivals invented by the Roman church. Truth-seeking is my present passion. Presently, I do a lot of research into the World Wars, the mass media, the Holocaust, Zionism, Health Issues, 9/11 and the power brokers who are behind the New World Order that is gradually being established mainly in the Western Nations. Many prognosticators (prophets) both secular and religious are warning us that we are living "On the Eve of Destruction" - the last days. There's a very good chance a nuclear tsunami will eventually visit many nations. Peace and blessings to all who love the truth and hate the lies.
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